too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
What drink are we having for lunch?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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