Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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