I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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