Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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