I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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