And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
