youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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