If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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