Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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