I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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