my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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