Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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