I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
