Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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