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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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