...so i touched it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She's like a pop up book from hell.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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