how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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