gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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