im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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