I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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