Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
All I want is dick and wine.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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