I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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