if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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