Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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