This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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