he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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