Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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