O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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