There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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