Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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