I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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