But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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