Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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