He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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