I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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