I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Drunk is not a location!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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