I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
