In the future we'll all be gay
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he quoted the bible to break up with me
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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