I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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