I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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