I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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