Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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