Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Randomize
