they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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