I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
