508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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