idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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