Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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