Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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