it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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