well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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