You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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