Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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