i don't like sucking hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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