So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I didn't notice because vodka
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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