i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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