Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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